Well I hope you all had a happy Valentine's Day! Mine was really nice actually... lazing around in the morning, some scrap booking and then we headed into the Hat for some shopping, a movie and then we went dancing at Ralph's... a country bar NOT a guy's house... just in case anyone was wondering.
Clayton gave me this cute card:
And, NO, on the inside it does not say horny... like you expect it to... instead it says corny.
After I opened it Clayton reread it again and noticed this:
"Why is the NOT in there? As it leads you to believe the rhyme is horny... why would it suggest that when you're not around... that's when I'm horny? It's like... Happy Valentine's Honey... oh and by the way when you're gone other women make me real horny... Love you."
I guess it's true: nobody says it like Hallmark!