Thursday, March 19, 2009

A post from a dejected MIDDLE child!

I just spent the last two days enjoying some lovely time with my Mom and sister. Of course I always love having family come to visit... it always feels like they have brought a part of the mountains and home with them! I hate to see them leave...

ESPECIALLY...

...When Vanessa was handing out free massages... one night she went to work on my feet... oh so lovely... and then proceeded to clip my toe nails! Normally I would find it kind of creepy... someone else digging the gunk out from under my toe nails and hacking off the rather unruly nail... but not this time! I was just so happy I wouldn't have to try and somehow reach my toes with this darn belly sitting right in the way! It's quite amazing the little things that become difficult with a big ol' belly getting in your way!

...And when my Mom spent her last morning helping me wipe down everything in the living room that was covered in drywall dust! She moved couches and cleaned things that probably haven't been dusted in years! Moms are amazing!

...And even just having two lovely ladies who are not only willing... but actually want to go snowshoeing with me!

...And I wasn't going to mention it... but what the hell it's only the innocent Internet... and I am a descendant of Aunty Ronny, so it really can't be helped... Vanessa also gave me a hand with a waxing issue that was getting a little outta control... what with not having been able to see down there for the last few months... Clayton can't thank her enough. So instead I waxed her eyebrows for her. She requested that I make them a little more rounded... and I tried, for the life of me I tried, but it just wasn't happening. 'But yours have a nice arch' she complained. Yeah I guess that's the benefit of having a gigantic UNI BROW... you've got a lot there to work with!!! Really I feel so sorry for all you with TWO separate eyebrows... I know you're all envious of my bountifully eyebrow canvass!

But now they are gone and there is only one person to blame...

That DAMN Corrine!
I joked, before Mom's visit, about her not sharing... but she REALLY did miss the sharing day in kindergarten I think! ;) I mean... really... as if Mom would pick babysitting her sweet little granddaughter, Megan, over painting her darling pregnant daughters bathroom?!!! Really... as if!

Moral of the story: The first child... grandchild... really does get it all!!! wink wink

PS. Dani... Thanks for all the cloth diapers! You rock! Now lets see if I have it in me to actually carry out my plans... ;)

6 comments:

Auntie Ronny said...

Jeees Kimber.Back in the day,when i felt things were going awry, down there. I would just file up the beaters on the old Mixsmaster.Tape it upside down to the floor, and go to town.Ya sure,there was some discomfort but voila,no more George W

Allise said...

I have no comment that could possibly follow the one above.... I am, amazingly, speechless (and not in a good way!)

Anonymous said...

good old auntie ronny! i almost enjoy "her" comments as much as your posts...
but not quite! and as for the diapers... your welcome! any time! and i found the cutest little shirt for your little baby the other day! so tell your mom that if we don't get an invite to your tappen shower we will be very sad ; )
love d.

shannon said...

I can't believe that you let your sister give you a bikini wax...there is no way in hell that I would let my sister get close to my 'down there' with hot wax!

Anonymous said...

I love being fought over... makes one feel so popular. (he,he)
I think I agree with Shannon... hey wait! I don't wax. I think my first time was on the advice of "Auntie Ronny"... oh god the pain. I said NEVER AGAIN!
Hey, don't "firsts" always get it all... everything...? That's what Dad and I think.... (he,he)
Later gator. Love MOM :)

Anonymous said...

Forgot to say "The snowshoeing was lovely"....
MOM :)