Thursday, April 23, 2009

Speaking of weight gain...

You know you're a fatty when...

*You have trouble bending over to tie your shoes
*You sit your plate on your belly when you're eating in front of the TV
*You have to wake up to perform the difficult procedure of rolling over in bed
*You wear jogging pants to work because style is over rated and comfort is of utmost importance
*You don't know what color shoes you are wearing as you can't see your feet and you now only wear slip-ons
*You have to extend your arms to type as your belly hits the desk

And the number one way you know you're a fatty when...

*You wear extra large maternity pants and then stepping into a vehicle you split above mentioned pants...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's quite a rip! Might not make it for another pregnancy unless you use a spandex patch.
How high was that vehicle anyway? Not as high as the wrecked truck Uncle Rick bid on and got.... those tires must me over 3 feet high..... I need a step ladder to get in.
:)

Allise said...

Wow! Guess it's time to get that kid outta there!
Oh and Ryan thinks that pregnant women shouldn't be called 'fatty'.... they should be called 'tubbo'. Lovely hey?

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Well at least you got good use out of those pants! HEHE

Hang in there.... only a few more weeks to go!

Christine

Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHH ,You must have inherited your mothers gas problem...ya it's from that side alright.Don"t try lighting them.

Deenna said...

Oopsie daisy! LOL