Friday, June 19, 2009

Sorry...

Wow it has been a while since I posted... so sorry!
The first couple weeks of being a new Mom were as everyone told me they would be... busy and spent in a sleepy haze. But as Shayla is almost 4 weeks old I can't really blame the long stint of not posting on the new Mom thing can I?!!!
And actually I do have another excuse... our computer had a virus and wouldn't let us go on the net! I'm not even lying! But Clayton and Dell finally got it dumped and everything reinstalled yesterday. So we are back online!

I'm not sure why I ended that last sentence with an exclamation mark... I really don't have anything too exciting to blog about. I do have a couple dirty stories...
about poo...
Here's one:
We were giving our sweet little daughter a bath a couple of weeks ago when she was still pretty new. Clayton was holding her and I was just finishing filling up the tub, when Clayton says, "Hey her guts are rumbling," and he then proceeds to point her diaper less bum at me and smiles.
And she sprays a yellow juicy one right across my chest! As soon as Clayton noticed she was actually pooing his smile vanished and he tried to whip her butt out of my direction, which made poop spew all across my shirt and then down the bath room sink.
There was a brief moment where I stood looking down at my poopy shirt and Clayton was saying something like, "Oh my God I didn't think she was actually going to poop..."
Then I broke out into laughter. I can't remember if Clayton laughed... like a typical male he is pretty grossed out by poop... even cute baby poo... and he did get it all down his arm... thankfully Karma didn't let him get away scott free!
I took off my shirt and he handed her to me and started wiping up the sink and floor... when she pooped again! But I, unlike someone, had the decency to aim it away from him! :)

How could this sweet little thing have so much poop...

Oh oh... looks little she might take after her Mom in the thumb sucking department! ;)

2 comments:

Allise said...

Yay! I am so glad you posted something, even if it was about poop! I was beginning to really miss my usual dose of 'Kimberly'
:) Hope to see you in BC sometime soon maybe?

Anonymous said...

you are totally right! i think yellow breast milk poo is cute too!
love d.
p.s. how are the cloth diapers going?
p.p.s. you won't believe how sad you will be when she starts eating solids and has her first turd... : (
p.p.p.s. or how gross it gets when she starts eating meat and has really smelly poo, clayton will be longing for the good old days of cute breast milk poo!